Buy This House and Get an Insane Motocross Track, but There’s a Catch

When I was a teenager, my parents wanted to move the family to a rural part of Ireland. "No bloody way," was my response. Ireland, in general, is rural enough, and I didn't want to live in an even more rural part of it. So we came to an unreasonable agreement: I would move on the condition that the house had land at the back, which I could turn into a motocross track. 

Ultimately, our house never sold due to some global recession thingy, and long story short, that's why I never turned pro. But if you or someone you know is in this oddly specific position, I've got the answer.

How does 33 acres with a 5-bedroom home, 676-square-foot guest apartment, and motocross park sound? There might be a couple of little issues, but I reckon we can come up with viable workarounds. 

Firstly, it's up for $3.675M, which is a pretty ridiculous sum when you consider the location: Sandy, Oregon. So price and location are our two biggest issues here, and we can solve them with one simple answer: Moto math

There's a guest apartment, a 5-bedroom house, and a bloody savage motocross track with what looks like a freestyle motocross ramp. You'll also find plenty of room for guest parking along with a small office and barn. You can't afford not to buy this money-making machine!

All jokes aside, this place looks like a dream buy for anyone who's looking for a life out of the city and wants to run a motocross track or is lucky enough to just use this for personal pleasure. But I wouldn't be surprised if some YouTubers like the Cboys jumped on his and made their own version of PastranaLand.